Dartford Shows

Frank Skinner: 30 Years Of Dirt

Comic legend Frank Skinner adds extra tour dates in Autumn 2024 for his critically acclaimed new stand-up show, '30 Years of Dirt'

Daniel O'Reilly: Out of Character

Big Girls Don't Cry

The Internationally-acclaimed Tribute to Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons They skyrocketed to worldwide stardom 60 years ago with No1 hits Big Girls Don’t Cry, Walk Like a Man and Sherry – so, come out tonight as we celebrate all of their million-selling hits. Rag Doll, Oh What a Night,...

Come What May

This incredible show features all your favourite hits from the iconic movie-musical, including "Come What May", "Your Song”, and "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend”. But that’s not all – the evening also features timeless hits from other modern movie musicals.Join our children of the revolution and be swept away...

Legends of the Dance Floor

The Drifters

The Drifters have seen massive chart success across the World with over 114 million album sales and 214 million single sales, with a vast catalogue of hits, the most recent in 2011 through Sony Music with ‘Up On The Roof: The Greatest Hits’.This led in 2012 to the first Gold...

Mike Oldfield's TUBULAR BELLS - The 50th Anniversary Celebration

Ed Gamble: Hot Diggity Dog

There will be all your classic Gamble ranting, raving and spluttering but he’s doing fine mentally. Promise.Co-host of the award-winning mega-hit podcast Off Menu with James Acaster, judge on Great British Menu, Taskmaster champion and host of Taskmaster the Podcast, and has his own special Blood Sugar available worldwide on...

Sarah Millican - Late Bloomer

When Sarah Millican was a bairn, she wouldn’t say boo to a goose. Quiet at school, not many friends, no boobs til she was 16.  Now? NOW she is loud, with good friends, a cracking rack and goose booing all over the shop.In Late Bloomer, Sarah’s brand-new stand-up show, she...

Peppa Pig's Fun Day Out

Peppa Pig is back in her oinktastic brand new live show, Fun Day Out!Join Peppa, along with her family and friends as they go to the zoo and also the beach for a special party- it’s going to be an exciting and fun packed day.Prepare to sing and dance with...

Jimeoin

Yours might be one of the hundreds of millions of views of his online comedy clips, or perhaps you’ve seen his fantastic TV appearances on ‘Live at the Apollo’, ‘The Royal Variety Performance’ or ‘Conan O’Brien’... but NOTHING beats seeing this Irish observational joke-master where he is most at home...

Step Into Christmas

Step Into Christmas for the most magical show of the year.  This Christmas concert feel good show, brings all the magic of the season to life, with all your favourite songs, you will know and love!And as granny will always tell you, the old songs are the best, including – All...

Some Guys Have All The Luck

Direct from the West End and endorsed by Rod’s own family, get ready to rock ‘n’ roll with Some Guys Have All The Luck – The Rod Stewart Story in a theatre near you in 2024!This outstanding production brings to the stage an incredible live concert celebrating one of the...

A Country Night In Nashville

Direct from The Royal Albert Hall, A Country Night In Nashville recreates the scene of a buzzing honky tonk in downtown Nashville, perfectly capturing the energy and atmosphere of an evening in the home of country music. Prepare to be transported on a musical journey through the history of Country,...

Sweet Caroline: A Tribute To Neil Diamond

Direct from London’s Adelphi Theatre. . . it’s time for that night out you have been dreaming of! Starring Gary Ryan, as seen on Stars in Their Eyes!The show will take you back to where it began.  A musical journey featuring 50 years of the greatest songs ever written.Celebrate the...

An Evening with Arsenal Invincibles

Come and join Arsenal Invincibles: Ray Parlour & Lauren, plus a special guest to be announced, as they discuss being part of the Arsenal Invincibles. Under the management of Arsene Wenger, Arsenal went undefeated in season 2003-04. Your host for the evening is none other than Arsenal legend Perry Groves....

Michael Starring Ben

Take a journey back in time to remember Michael Jackson – the man, the music and the magic. Michael Starring Ben is a hit theatre production starring the UK's ultimate Michael Jackson tribute star, Ben Bowman. Not only does he look and sound like the King of Pop, but he's...

Simon Brodkin: Screwed Up

In Screwed Up, Simon rips into celebrity culture, social media, the police, Putin, Prince Andrew and God! Nothing is off limits in this critically acclaimed show, including his own mental health, his family, his five arrests and how he once found himself at an underground sex party.

Gareth Malone: Sing-Along-A-Gareth-2

Soulstruck Dining Event - An Evening of Motown and Soul

Join SOULSTRUCK duo Keeley Smith, (Streisand - Woman in Love) and Harry Cambridge (Luther), for an evening of Soul and Motown, with all your favourite hits from Luther Vandross, Supremes, Temptations, Gladys Knight, Dionne Warwick, Stevie Wonder and more. Enjoy a delicious Christmas three-course meal and all your favourite hits...

Fairytale of New York

From the producers of Seven Drunken Nights-The Story of The Dubliners and featuring an international cast of singers, musicians and dancers Fairytale of New York brings you all of your favorite Christmas songs including Driving home for Christmas, White Christmas, Oh Holy Night, Winter’s Tale, Silent Night and of course...

The Overtones Good Times Tour

Following an incredible nationwide tour last year, the No1, multi-platinum selling vocal harmony group is bringing back the ‘GOOD TIMES’ this winter... and it’s your official start to Christmas!Over the last fourteen years, The Overtones have released seven studio albums, enjoyed many sold out tours, appeared on major TV shows...

That'll Be The Day - So This Is Christmas

Join us for an unforgettable evening of music and laughter where hilarious comedy sketches blend with heart warming renditions of all your favourite Christmas songs.Those well-known festive classics combine with the hits of Christmas past and present to whisk you away on a musical journey like no other. This delightful...

Rob Beckett: Giraffe

Expectations on Rob: put on 3 stone from takeaways and post-show drinking.Expectations of you: leave the gig happier than when you arrived.My wife thinks it’s going to be tough for me to be away from the family and don’t get me wrong, I do love my children/podcast content providers… but...

Sleeping Beauty

New for 2024, Sleeping Beauty is brought to you by award-winning pantomime Producer Imagine Theatre, and will have everything you know and love about pantomime; memorable musical numbers, magic and mayhem, tons of fun and laughter and a happy ever after!When the wicked fairy Carabosse’s evil curse causes the Princess...

Jack and His Giant Stalk - Adult Panto

Taking the UK by storm since 2004, the Market Theatre’s Adult Panto Company are back on tour and out to corrupt another classic fairy tale beyond recognition with their unique style of Adult Panto. Can the fearless company of just 3 actors hold it all together and pull off their...

Elkie Brooks - The Long Farewell Tour

Having started her career in music in 1960, a remarkable 64 years of performing live, Elkie Brooks will embark upon her ‘Long Farewell Tour’. A celebration of Elkie's illustrious award winning career in music performing some of her biggest hits including Pearl's A Singer, Lilac Wine, Fool (If You think...

UK Pink Floyd Experience

Celebrating 30 years since the iconic ‘PULSE' tour, this highly authentic show recreates the atmosphere of Floyd live - featuring top-flight musicians, a stunning light show and over two hours of incredible music.The new show for 2024 includes many songs from The PULSE set, featuring tracks from ‘The Division Bell’,...

Live Forever

Celebrate the first ever production of its kind, 'Live Forever’ - the story of the greatest rock ’n’ roll band Britain has ever seen…Oasis!  From the moment the curtains rise, you’ll be transported back to the 90s where you will follow the band’s meteoric rise to fame; from their humble...

Jimmy Carr: Laughs Funny

If you like fast-paced, edgy one-liners then get ready to be happy. Jimmy Carr is going back on tour with his brand-new show Jimmy Carr: Laughs Funny.Jimmy tells jokes, and jokes are like magnets. Jokes attract people, but they can also repel. Some people are repelled by Jimmy's dark brand...

Showaddywaddy

‘The Greatest Rock & Roll Band In The World’ is a bold statement but Showaddywaddy has lived up to that title for the last 5 decades!Formed in the 1970s in Leicester from several local bands, they have sold more than 20 million records and have toured all corners of the...

Jim Davidson - The Next Chapter

In the ever-evolving book of British comedy, Jim Davidson OBE remains a best-seller, writing new chapters of hilarity that captivate capacity audiences year after year. Despite the relentless attempts of a woke minority to pen his comedic demise, Davidson's narrative continues to thrive, his fans - the silenced majority -...